dadloaf: “Welcome to my blog,” I cackle, as I crank down the secret lever. A trap door opens in the ceiling and hundreds of text posts fall from above. All my new followers are killed instantly.
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
thatsmoderatelyraven: remember when tumblr was a secret society that no one knew about and you werent supposed to tell your friends about it or even say “tumblr” out loud
absurdom: Today I went to the bank to deposit money and I have never done that and the bank lady was so sweet and nice and helped me and this is a post honouring bank ladies. (small reason why I love this blog… the comments S2)
Bem vindo a meu universo paralelo: Insane →
vanityandvalium: Seu rosto é um atentado a minha sanidade. Você é tão magro que suas costelas parecem asas. Presas sob as pétalas não desabrochadas da sua pele. Sou afeita a pessoas e suas linhas suaves. Mas como diria Rilke, certas coisas não podem ser alcançadas pelo domínio das palavras. E nas palavras…
My dog is sick, I’m going to make a surgery and my work is a mess who’s sucking my life out of me. My queue will have just 3 posts for day. Deal with that. Love you my followers. But please. DON’T complain.
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
The guro tag used to be a lovely paradise… Now it is completely trashy… there are even furries in there i-i